Wednesday, July 30, 2014

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

sexdosis:

can we just stay in bed, fuck and cuddle and kiss for like 2 weeks

eclecticpandas:

reasons to date me:

  • i’m single

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parakavka:

I’ve hit 5,000 followers on this blog so I’ve decided to do a giveaway!  The prize is five sticker sheets featuring our beloved shiba inus!

RULES:One winner will receive all five sticker sheets pictured above!
You have to have you ask box open and be willing to provide a mailing address.  If there is no communication from the winner within 24 hours I will draw another winner from the list of entrants.
You do not need to be following this blog.
To enter, you may like this post as well as reblog it once.  No giveaway blog allowed!
I will ship anywhere - stickers are flat and lightweight!


Giveaway ends 11:59pm EST on July 31, 2014.

Perhaps the best anime is life

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zodiacs

sexywiddlebaby:

aries - fucking weeb
taurus - otaku trash
gemini - sleeps w/ at least 2 waifu pillows
cancer - wants to be a mangaka
leo - entry level anime filth
virgo - likes sword art online
libra - owns all of evangelion on dvd
scorpio - subscribed to shonen jump
sagittarius - pocky eater
capricorn - wears neko ears to family events
aquarius - naruto runner
pisces - wapanese

melynxthethief:

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fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

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shwit:

swarnpert:

when commercials have internet memes in them

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